Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away
(Source: anthonyedwardstarks, via briannaphernelia)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via breakfast-with-satan)
- person: i like you
- me: why
i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
(Source: porndirector, via nicoosuxx)
