dntfearthereaper:

Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away

(Source: anthonyedwardstarks, via briannaphernelia)

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

(via breakfast-with-satan)

  • person: i like you
  • me: why

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

(Source: porndirector, via nicoosuxx)