guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via heal-for-the-honey)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via forever-and-alwayss)

im-the-story-teller:

mydrunkkitchen:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

AND I LOVE IT

I PEEL THEM ON PLANES

I misread this as peeing an orange

(via jenni-inwonderland)